Crazier than Pecos Bill, more impossible than Baron Munchausen, The CliffR Project is the wildest most unlikely romp of memoirs you will ever likely encounter. And it's all real.

Who else would turn down McDonalds for all of Canada, twice. Who else almost caused a Air Force acrobatic Jet team to have a collective heart attach because they thought he had teleported forty five hundred miles right under their very noses.

Or who else has a signed 'thank you' letter on official White House stationary from both the then President of the United States, Bill Clinton, and then Vice President Al Gore, and was also on welfare.

And who else sells flowers in bars and restaurants at the age of sixty five to live on, and co-owns a four million dollar web name and is waiting for the courts to give it back after somebody stole it.

Who else?? Well there are hundreds and hundreds of stories. And they are all hilarious, unlikely, or wooly covering all walks of life. Some are so outright unbelievable it’s almost impossible to imagine they are true. Some are out and out uncanny.

The book is called 'The CliffR Project', a catchword for a task the author set upon himself years ago to not end up on a cot at the Sally Ann by the age of sixty five. Often whimsical and irreverent the autobiography is always alluring and enduring. It is also often philosophical and coy and could just as easily been called ‘What are the odds’, 'Life is like a kosher burrito’, or ‘Murphy's got my number', because they all sum up what’s been going with this guy’s crazy life at every turn.

Like the fact that he’s nearly sixty five, but at the moment is selling roses through bars and restaurants for groceries and rent because the web site www.look.com, isn’t bringing in the bacon yet. Like how many other high end executives do you know who would stuff a bunch of roses in a vase and hit the bars when the going gets rough. 

Don't believe it? You need to read the sample chapters at the top, specially Chapter 4.

By the time you've finished you should realize that Cliff is anything but your normal guy down the street and that this book is anything but your standard bowl of corn flakes.

The book is in two volumes, which have been combined into one for this special website offering. You are invited to purchase the entire 39 Chapter Ebook for $19.95. For media types, the whole ebook is free for review though the media link. Hopefully you will like it enough to make it your next front page story.

If you are not with the media, then hopefully you will like it enough to tell your friends and family. Or blog it to pieces if you know what blogs are. Or put up a sign on your front lawn. Or if you run an web site or publish an ezine, sick a mention in.