An Unbelievably Hilarious Romp Through the Varities of Life

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A hilarious six book series of memoirs by: Clifton R. Livingstone

 

The Books:

 

The CliffR Project comprises a memoirs in six volumes which run contiguously from book to book like  a six part mini series on Television. The books chronicle Livingstone's  missed business opportunities, unbelievable foibles with the fates, and close brushes with fame and fortune which live up to it's billing as a non stop romp morning, noon, and night...

Book 1, 2, and 3 are published.

(Covers by Gord Couthart - www.coulthartcartoons.com)

 
     
 
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  Book 1
 
Can't Win, Can't Lose, Can't Quit

by Cliff Livingstone
Pages: 192
Size: 5 x 8
ISBN:   978-0-88970-124-3
Format Paper Back
Published: May 15 - 08
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The funniest true life stories on the Planet.  Livingstone is either the Baron Munchausen of life’s little foibles or the best storyteller of the genre... you decide! Never a dull moment in these autobiographic “woulda, shoulda, coulda’ stories! 

 “He’s a damn funny writer and the book is an entertaining frolic.” - Glen Cheriton, Publisher.

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  Book 2
 
Listen Carefully to Everything he Says, Then Ignore it Completely

by Cliff Livingstone
Pages: 208
Size: 5 x 8
ISBN:   978-0-88970-125-0
Format Paper Back
Published: May 15 - 08
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Missed business opportunities, unbelievable foibles with the fates, close brushes with fame and fortune are humorously described in even more short, too-wacky-to-be-invented, autobiographical stories.

The writer's zany, eccentric life makes for a galloping romp through  history. - Glen Cheriton, publisher.

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   Book 3
 
The Karmic Car Cycles

by Cliff Livingstone
Pages: 308
Size: 6 x 9
ISBN:  H C
ISBN:  P B
9781449008253
9781449008260
Published: August 5 -09
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Book 3 chronicles a myriad of wacky and head shaking 'bin there, did it, wished I hadn't' type Karmic 'Innie' and 'Outie' misadventures, which either involves the cops or are moving vehicle related.

Nearly everybody can relate in some way with at least one or another of these hapless hapses. 

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  Book 4 - NOT YET PUBLISHED
 
When The Chips are Down, The Buffalo is Empty!

by Cliff Livingstone
Pages: Est. 320
Size: 6 x 9
ISBN:  H C
ISBN:  P B
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Published: Not Yet Published
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Titled, 'When the Chips are Down, the Buffalo is Empty', this volume returns to the crazy foibles of life and business mishaps that are the hallmark of books 1 and 2.

The writer claims at least six world titles, for example, 'The wrong place at the wrong time', 'The world's quickest Government run around', and more. 

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 Book 5 - NOT YET PUBLISHED
 
LA is a Kosher Burrito

A Rose by Any Other Name is Still A Flower

What Comes Around Stays Around

by Cliff Livingstone

Pages: Est. 290
Size: 6 x 9
ISBN:  H C
ISBN:  P B
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Published: Not Yet Published
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LA is a Kosher Burrito', deals mainly with the salad bar and club flower selling days of the seventies and early eighties. As you can imagine, the setting is ripe for wild ones of every kind, and it definitely didn't disappoint.

This one is a movie all by itself.

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  Book 6 - NOT YET PUBLISHED
 
Six steps forward five steps back.

by Cliff Livingstone

Pages: Est. 340
Size: 6 x 9
ISBN:  H C
ISBN:  P B
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Published: Not Yet Published
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The final books leads into the Dot Com craze of the late nineties and comes out with Look.com, once listed for sale at 15 million dollars at the peak, now stolen by rogue partners.

That's just the tip of the ice burg for this final volume where a whole new saga right from the Twilight Zone jumps in.

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Contact:  Cliff Livingstone - CliffR Projections, 1411A - 101 Carling Avenue, Ottawa, Ontario, K1Z 1A7
Ph: 613-680-6543, Fx: 613-728-5353, Email: clifflive@rogers.com